Thursday, March 27, 2008

Road sign story

From left to right:
1. One nite, I was walking alone in the street.
2. I came across a lady with big boobs.
3. My heart beat increased like hell.
4. I was enrapted to her beauty.
5. That nite, i drove her to Yang Ming Hill to hav a nightview.
6. Also, we made love.
7. I was about to take out condom.
8. She said she had a conception pill.
9. She slowly opened her right leg.
10. She slowly opened her left leg.
11. I was extremely excited. (erection)
12. I was looking for the entrance.
13. I found it n went ahead.(chiong ar....)
14. She asked me to slow down. Be gentle.
15. I asked her nt to groan too loudly.
16. We changed style.
17. And rest for a while.
18. After IN AND OUT X n times,
19. My XX became flaccid.
20. She was satisfied v the size of my XX.
21. And my weight.
22. All of a sudden, she yelled that she had forgotten to take conception pills!!
23. My heart like fell off into the valley.
24-25. 9 months later, she called me from hospital.
26. She laboured a baby who resembled me.
27. So now, i work hard to earn a living.
28. My beloved car was put into pawnshop.
29. Get a bicycle in place of the car.
30. Haizzz...once fell down, become lifelong remorse. ( a single slip may cause lasting sorrow)

-END-

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Interesting Rules


This photo is taken from a Penang coffee shop

Juz wondering if u r a patronizer to the coffee shop..r u willing to pay RM0.40 just for ntg??

Or well, in other words, we shud call it a SURCHARGE!!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Photos...


My creative birthday cake (Muffin=.=ll)
Piggie luv tortoise XD

SP bought this in airport..i feel like bai bai(worshipping) =.=

Recent photo

Monthly blog

How time flies..when i dropped by here again..it has been already close to a month..what has changed??The place where i'm in now..

Currently, i'm in AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND..reached here for around 2 weeks la..again..study life...3rd year..no play play man..no good results=no honours..pls keep reminding me :)..

Still i'm quite relaxed..for the 1st two weeks..still need some time to act tame my playful heart..Somehow a genetic test is awaiting for me...next Thurs right b4 easter holidays..damn it..

What more has changed?? yeah..i hav shifted to a new place..Well..new unit i shud say..as i'm still staying at the same apartment but in different unit n with different ppl..

Life is beautiful so far except for the genetic test..LOL..
Damn...upload error...show u guys pics next time..FxxK

Monday, February 18, 2008

Blog Revival???!!!

Having idled for so damn longggggggggg....shud i revive my half-dead blog??i think it's almost time..since i'm going bek to Auckland soon...as i will hav plenty of time facing the laptop..n updating my blog= updating my friends abt my living over there..so y not..

Nvm..c how 1st...keke

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

i'm bek..keke

Having been idle for quite some time..ehh..how long ar..1 month+...keke..nw i'm bek to update a bit of my recent doings...

  1. Attend Umsa Annual Ball in NorthShore..right b4 da mid-term break started.
  2. Took part in Dota competition..ranked 11th..big improvement compared to last year..
  3. During holidays...err..can't rmb wat did i do act..studying for 3 tests, econ,genetic n management...
  4. Sat for 3 tests in one week...gotta get some tonic drinks for my brain..keke
  5. Oh ya...crazy for Dota after the tests...play in Empire...connect using wireless network..
  6. Network sucks sometimes i keep dropping..^%$^$
  7. Yumchar n sing K..spent quite a lot...
  8. Bought air ticket back to m'sia la...officially peniless!!!
  9. Bought some clothes for Reanne...Baby's stuff..damn expensive!!!
  10. Nowadays oways eat out...Poorer :(
  11. Hell Pizza free delivery charge on tues...Tues dinner=pizza..haha
  12. My room is full of food nw..juz did some shopping...FOOD for Exam revision..
  13. Exam coming..less than 1 month's time..gd luck to me..
  14. I'm going bek..keke..1 month plus time...
  15. Gaining fat nw...coz less sports!!!...
  16. Daylight saving...lost 1 hr...n lagging for 1 hr..haha

no photo for tis blog...will update some ball's photo n some random photo soon..!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Gradisco voi di più e più

Few days ago was the 七夕--The seventh evening of the seventh moon (when according to legend the Cowherd and the Weaver Maid meet in Heaven..

It's sort of Valentine's Day in China...so..i made this agar-agar for sp...hehe...

Well..copyright..u noe..



sweet in the heart

In return..i received a card written Gradisco voi di più e più..


Find out urself..

Happy happy Valentine's Day...to all the couples in the world...