Road sign story

From left to right:
1. One nite, I was walking alone in the street.
2. I came across a lady with big boobs.
3. My heart beat increased like hell.
4. I was enrapted to her beauty.
5. That nite, i drove her to Yang Ming Hill to hav a nightview.
6. Also, we made love.
7. I was about to take out condom.
8. She said she had a conception pill.
9. She slowly opened her right leg.
10. She slowly opened her left leg.
11. I was extremely excited. (erection)
12. I was looking for the entrance.
13. I found it n went ahead.(chiong ar....)
14. She asked me to slow down. Be gentle.
15. I asked her nt to groan too loudly.
16. We changed style.
17. And rest for a while.
18. After IN AND OUT X n times,
19. My XX became flaccid.
20. She was satisfied v the size of my XX.
21. And my weight.
22. All of a sudden, she yelled that she had forgotten to take conception pills!!
23. My heart like fell off into the valley.
24-25. 9 months later, she called me from hospital.
26. She laboured a baby who resembled me.
27. So now, i work hard to earn a living.
28. My beloved car was put into pawnshop.
29. Get a bicycle in place of the car.
30. Haizzz...once fell down, become lifelong remorse. ( a single slip may cause lasting sorrow)

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