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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Parnell- Part 3

Having walked for a while..started to feel hungry..
La Porchetta..Famous for its Italian food..Finger licking good..

La Porchetta

Smoked Salmon Fettucine

Mariana (mixed seafood) spagetti

sp's ugly eating pattern..huahua

Arr...Open ur big mouth :)

The food here is damn nice v a reasonable price..Thumbs up...

Parnell is a place where tourists usually drop by. It is considered a "high-class" or classy and artistic area. There are numerous art galleries, bars, boutiques, cafes and restaurants which u could really spend a day to finish visiting each of everyone..

A Saloon where u need to walk up the spiral staircase

ELEPHANT Walk

Footprint of Elephant..LOL

Swing Swing Swing..Hmm..gd quality..can tahan sp's weight..keke

Parnell Half Day trip

Having been in Auckland for around 3 yrs..this is actually my 1st time walked around Parnell street..well..is quite near to Auckland city..if take Link bus..it would only take u 20mins...i can act walk there...if i really wanna hav a stroll after dinner or wat..Me n sp spent the whole afternoon in Parnell St...eat, drink, shopping...

Chocolate Boutique

This was the shop that we stopped by to quench our thirst...Chocolate..sp fancy chocolate a lot..so anything v chocolate she must giv it a try..Inside the shop..wow..full of different types of chocolate...a wide range of variety..like entering chocolate factory..We ordered drinks for ourselves n found a nice place to sit n enjoyed our chocolate drinks..

While waiting for the drinks..sp show off her newly bought STAMP watch.

dun drop saliva!..this is the special chocolate boutique drinks!!!!

Sp had a chocolate Frappe..which the chocolate taste really 'gau gau'

Bueh tahan..drinking still showing her watch=.=

Part 2...to be cont...

Cover Man

Guess what??!!! WAT WAT.........!!!!!!!!!
Coverpage MAN....Muahhahahaha..

Well, i wish i could be on it one day in future.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Road sign story

From left to right:
1. One nite, I was walking alone in the street.
2. I came across a lady with big boobs.
3. My heart beat increased like hell.
4. I was enrapted to her beauty.
5. That nite, i drove her to Yang Ming Hill to hav a nightview.
6. Also, we made love.
7. I was about to take out condom.
8. She said she had a conception pill.
9. She slowly opened her right leg.
10. She slowly opened her left leg.
11. I was extremely excited. (erection)
12. I was looking for the entrance.
13. I found it n went ahead.(chiong ar....)
14. She asked me to slow down. Be gentle.
15. I asked her nt to groan too loudly.
16. We changed style.
17. And rest for a while.
18. After IN AND OUT X n times,
19. My XX became flaccid.
20. She was satisfied v the size of my XX.
21. And my weight.
22. All of a sudden, she yelled that she had forgotten to take conception pills!!
23. My heart like fell off into the valley.
24-25. 9 months later, she called me from hospital.
26. She laboured a baby who resembled me.
27. So now, i work hard to earn a living.
28. My beloved car was put into pawnshop.
29. Get a bicycle in place of the car.
30. Haizzz...once fell down, become lifelong remorse. ( a single slip may cause lasting sorrow)

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